"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 04/15/2020 at 12:45 • Filed to: None

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For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/15/2020 at 12:48

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A Volvo S80 engine bay is also an acceptable answer

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/15/2020 at 12:58

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The empty basket of a motorized shopping cart is not a comfortable place to scream. Where’s my friend Randy when you need him. Oh look. A stranger’s dog.

Just Jeepin' > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 04/15/2020 at 13:17

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Completely apropos of nothing, I once ran an impromptu experiment to discover how fast a shopping cart can go. I was driving to my retail gig at Petsmart when I noticed one of our carts several hundred feet away, so I pulled alongside it and held onto it out the window as I drove to my parking spot.

Sadly I don’t recall how fast I got it up to, but it’s definitely not a stable vehicle at any reasonable speed.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Just Jeepin' 04/15/2020 at 13:22

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I would never have risked denting the side of my car by doing that. No experimentation is needed to know it would not want to go in a straight line stably  at any speed. That said I am impressed that you did it. Next time put someone in the basket; the weight will make it go faster.

Just Jeepin' > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 04/15/2020 at 13:23

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“next time”